Troy Roebuck's sleep-deprived mind ...
Troy shares a shiny, new Thought for the Day each weekday morning at 6:20am & 8:20am on The 107-7 SFR Morning Show.
If you have a thought you would like to share with Troy, e-mail it to: troy.roebuck@coxradio.com.
Here are some recent gems from the wit & wisdom that IS
Troy's Thought for the Day ...
| Tuesday 07/01/08 | “ ‘Frisbee-terianism’ is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.” Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 06/30/08 | “Honesty may be the best policy, but it is important to remember that - apparently, by elimination - dishonesty is the second-best policy!” Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 06/27/08 | “In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem…” Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 06/26/08 | “When someone asks you, ‘A penny for your thoughts?’ and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny?” Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 06/25/08 | "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 06/24/08 | "Some people see things that are and ask “why?” Some people dream of things that never were and ask “why not?” Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that crap!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 06/23/08 | "When you are born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you are born in America – you get a front row seat!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 06/20/08 | "In my house, I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 06/19/08 | "If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 06/18/08 | "Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 06/17/08 | "You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 06/16/08 | "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 06/13/08 | "If you hate your job, you should know that there is a support group for that. It is called “EVERYBODY” and they meet at the bar!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 06/12/08 | " Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 06/11/08 | "All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 06/10/08 | "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 06/09/08 | " Golf is a fascinating game. It’s taken me nearly 25 years to discover that I can’t play it!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 06/06/08 | " If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 06/05/08 | " If you happen to die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 06/04/08 | " I have enough money to last me the rest of my life – you know, unless I buy something…" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 06/03/08 | " Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 06/02/08 | "In life it is not who you know that's important. It's how your wife found out." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 05/30/08 | "Some people get so rich that they lose all respect for humanity. That is how rich I want to be..." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 05/29/08 | "I am not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 05/28/08 | "There are 3 types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell just happened!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 05/27/08 | "Happiness is having your dentist tell you it won't hurt and then watching him catch his hand in the drill." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 05/23/08 | "There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 05/22/08 | "Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the chance?" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 05/21/08 | "There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 05/20/08 | "Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 05/19/08 | "Every fight is a food fight – when you're a cannibal!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 05/16/08 | "I got a gun for my wife – BEST TRADE I EVER MADE!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 05/15/08 | "Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 05/14/08 | "Teamwork is essential because it allows you to blame someone else." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 05/13/08 | "The repair man will never, NEVER have seen a model quite like yours before." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 05/12/08 | "Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Friday 05/09/08 | "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Thursday 05/08/08 | "Dyslexics have more fnu." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Wednesday 05/07/08 | "It is better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Tuesday 05/06/08 | "If I look confused, it is because I am thinking!" Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
| Monday 05/05/08 | "Men don't care what's on TV. Men care what else is on TV." Listen to Troy Roebuck's Thought for the Day |
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